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Albert Ng in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Age: 30 - 34
Languages: English & Cantonese
I’ve traveled to: Bangkok
Singapore
Macau
Hong Kong
My motto: Eat, drink, sleep.
About me: It ain't about how many places you've been, it's about quality time. Love food and a good drink (mostly a few rounds of beer) to wash it all down.
Location: Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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Albert's Travel Service

Travels should be fun. Me is lots of fun. Show you everything you wanna see but me keep my clothes on if you don't mind. Me take you eat good food (local specialties) but of course me no pay for the meals. Don't worry me try not take you to all the usual tourist's haunts only some because not all are the usual cutthroats. Me also no pay for your drinks but if you buy me 1, me will try to return favors unless of course your drinks are ridiculously expensive or if me is too drunk oredi. Me speak engrish and cantonis. Both languages command so so only but good enough for you to un me and me to un you.

Offered Services

Dining Travel like a local must also eat like a local.

Forget fine dining. Just jab yourselves with all those crazy immune system booster out there and we can have a party. Me don't charge you a service fee for taking you out but please do pay my share of the meal.

Bar, Club & Pub Cheers!!!

Service fee??? That's lame. Buy me drinks or if we are clubbing you pay for cover charges.

Food & Cafes Food & Cafes in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Got coffee and tea and more. What do you want?

Show Me Around Show Me Around in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Take you where ever you wanna go but will let you know in advance if a particular place is a waste of time. Waste your time waste my time, might as well spend the hours at the bar.